Cinderella for a day in Elie Saab’s Room of Wonders

Frankly, I don’t envy the stars (of the human kind). All that media scrutiny and having-to-look-perfect-everyday is totally contrary to my happy-in-track-pants-and-Fit-Flops aesthetic. But if there is one thing I wouldn’t mind borrowing from them, it’s the chance to play Cinderella on the red carpet once in a while. Like at the 2-week extravaganza of Cannes, where the glitz and the gowns often outshine the films themselves.

And if there is one designer name that routinely comes up on the Cannes red carpet (or any red carpet for that matter) it’s Elie Saab. The long list of celebrities dressed by the teenager-in-war-torn Beirut-turned-couturier at this year’s Cannes film festival includes Aishwarya Rai, Dita Von Teese, Paz Vega, Rosario Dawson and Ludivine Sagnier, just to name a few. But even that’s besides the point. Because what I really, really fell in love with – even more than the glittering gowns in ice blue lace and emerald sequins – was the Elie Saab private showroom suite at the Hotel Martinez, Ground Zero for Cannes glamour. A fantasy of shimmer and sparkles and cloud-like taffetas, it was the prettiest and most gorgeous and most glam version of Wonderland that I have ever seen. Even Lewis Caroll would be hard pressed to better this one.

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cannes-elie-saab-1Spanning 110m², the Elie Saab private suite was decorated specially for the Cannes film festival by a set designer. And its sparkling, romantic decor perfectly echoed Saab’s dreamlike designs, which fuse a myriad cultural influences with the central themes of femininity and romanticism, creating sensuous dresses that are cut-to-the-curve. This is luxury at its zenith: all soft edges and exquisite detailing, complete with hand embroidery, beading and the use of sumptuous fabrics such as mousseline and silk.

elie-saab-cannes-4Here, actresses are able to choose between the haute couture, ready-to-wear and accessories collections for their red carpet appearances. However, if the set-up sounds inviting, it’s also very exclusive. The stars flock to Elie Saab, rather than the other way round. ”Mr Saab has a real policy of never chasing actresses,” says Louise Kahrmann, PR manager for the House. “We never, ever pay anybody to wear our dresses or attend our events.”

And yet there are so many dressing commitments that it requires impeccable agenda-juggling. In fact, the only event that compares in terms of scale of preparation is the Oscars, and that’s just one night – Cannes lasts for 12. So, one week before the festival, the Elie Saab team arrives in Cannes with nearly 100 pieces – including both ready-to-wear and haute couture gowns for red carpet events, shorter looks for photo calls, plus shoes, handbags, jewellery, a steamer and a sewing machine.

elie-saab-cannes-6And since all dresses are samples, sewn to fit tall, thin runway models rather than actresses, one of the most indispensable elements is an expert seamstress – one who can raise the hems, narrow the sleeves and magically extend the waistlines. In the case of vintage gowns, one ingenious trick is to dismantle matching dresses from the same collection to carve out extra fabric. I’ve got to remember this one for future endeavors of the vintage kind.

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elie-saab-cannes-8And then there are the accessories. And the fragrance – Elie Saab’s eponymously titled eau de parfum went to the top of the bestseller charts after its launch last year. This year, it won best new female fragrance at the FiFis (the Oscars of the fragrance industry). Mr Saab, as he is referred to by his staff, was involved in every part of the process – right from the selection of the scent to the complex design of the bottle, which mirrors both his love of squares and the flowing cut of his dresses. Even the box is designed in his signature ‘Elie Saab beige’, accompanied by a flash of gold to evoke a ‘touch of Lebanon’. Perfect for the red carpet.

And therein lies the allure: that little glass bottle that makes a Cinderella dream seem a smidgen closer, a bit more attainable and wearable, whether you’re sashaying down the red carpet or walking to work. Even more so in the case of Elie Saab because even a simple knee-length from the couturier will set you back upwards of £1,600. Which is why this is my favourite part of the Elie Saab style suite fantasy – the little bit of magic that now sits on my dressing table and reminds me of a magical wonderland that once existed amidst the glitz and the glamour of Cannes, in a fantasy far, far away.

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Cannes 2013: This is what Aishwarya Rai will wear tomorrow. Thoughts?

Many of us have said that Aishwarya Rai (and the rest of the Bollywood contingent) should be forced to run their wardrobe choices past us, before wandering down the red carpet in a glorified tablecloth. Well! It seems we might just get the chance to have our say. The Beauty Gypsy has the scoop on what Aishwarya Rai will be wearing for the 20th Cinema Against AIDS amfAR gala at Cannes tomorrow. Like? Dislike? What accessories, make up and hair would you suggest she wear with this fusion sari by Tarun Tahiliani? Please put in your recommendations because who knows, someone out there just might be listening and we could save ourselves another style disaster.

aishwarya-rai-amfarPersonally, I feel she should wear it with a flowing pallu, instead of this architectural construct, and sans the neck rings. It looks like a glam design but these two elements would up the bulk factor on Aishwarya Rai’s frame. What do you think?

The ensemble is part of former Vogue Paris EIC Carine Roitfeld’s Ultimate Gold Collection Fashion Show, which is being held at Cannes tomorrow to benefit amfAR. It showcases gilded gowns from leading fashion houses like Chanel, Burberry, Roberto Cavalli and Armani. And these brilliant Elizabeth Taylor inspired sketches by illustrator Lula (who does THE most gorgeous fashion illustrations in the world) offer the perfect sneek peak into the offerings.

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Armani

Burberry

Burberry

Chanel

Chanel

Roberto Cavalli

Roberto Cavalli

Shiatzy Chen

Shiatzy Chen

Alexander McQueen

Alexander McQueen

Versace

Versace

I am dying to see who wears the Armani. That’s the one I would don if ever asked to walk such a glittering red carpet. And if I was 200 pounds thinner. Which one’s your pick?

PS: See more of Lula’s work HERE. And the Ultimate Gold Collection Fashion Show will stream live on LoveGold.com

 

Cannes 2013: Aishwarya Rai?

I am unable to put my finger on what’s bothering me about Aishwarya Rai’s red carpet appearance at the Cannes premier of Cleopatra yesterday. The teal one-shouldered gown from Gucci Première is gorgeous. So is the bright pink lippie that she sported in lieu of those horrid nude tones. Also, thankfully the hair is up and away from her shoulders, thereby not cluttering her neckline. Added bonus: Aishwarya has stayed away from the temptation for bling and kept all the accessories sleek, minimal and sophisticated.

aishwarya-rai-cannes-2013-11Yet, there is still something that doesn’t feel quite right about this look. I don’t know what. Is it the unattractive side boob overhang? Or the mammoth arms? Or the stretched-too-tight Spanx panel across her hips? Or the love handles? Or the fierce updo that makes her look severe and almost androgynous? Or the prominent lines around her neck? All in all, not an epic fail but something is definitely niggling me every time I look at these images. Help? Any thoughts on what’s happening here?

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Cannes 2013: Vidya Balan Goes Red. And Red. And Then More Red.

Rajmata Vidya Balan will now honor the plebs with her gracious presence. One by one please.

vidya-balan-cannes-2013-10The last time this look took centerstage was in Aandhi, on Suchitra Sen. In which Suchitra Sen was playing the role of a dowager politician in her 60s. And it was half a century back. And even then, Suchitra’s blouses were not cut so high and her pearls were not so matronly. Enough said.

I actually want to rip out the cover-every-millimeter sleeves and chokingly high neck of this outfit. The sari is not all that bad (relatively speaking, of course) but paired with all that red that has absolutely no contrast, the sweater-like blouse and severe hair, it’s ageing her by about 30 years. And adding at least 20 kgs to her frame. As for the choice of colors, does anybody not realise that the whole monochromatic palette is making Vidya blend right into the red carpet??!!??

vidya-balan-cannes-2013-9And the pearls don’t match! The ones on her neck are white, while those in the ears are champagne-hued. How could the stylist/designer/Vidya herself have missed that? Oh, and wait a minute… are the earrings actually recycled from a couple of days back? On an international red carpet? Wow!

To add to our misery, the beyond-nude eye makeup is simply making her look tired and sleepy. C’mon Vidya, showing a little bit of skin and wearing some bright makeup and non-grandmotherly clothes will not take away from the seriousness of being a jury member.

Oh! And in case you didn’t get it till now, this is another costume by Sabyasachi. Vidya, Vidya, Vidya… do get over the Sabyasachi hangover now. I wouldn’t be surprised if you are actually wandering the aisles of Cannes, whipping out visiting cards and saying “Hi! My name is Vidya Balan and I am the official ambassador of this label. Here’s the card.” As things stand, your whole Cannes outing is beginning to look gimmicky with just one look re-packaged and presented every single time.

Yawn…………….zzzzzzzzzzz……………………zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz……………………………

Cannes 2013: Sherlyn Chopra Makes Up For Bollywood’s Cover-Up Act

So, what do you think happened to Sherlyn Chopra here:

1. Aishwarya Rai and Vidya Balan used up every single bit of fabric available to drape themselves from head-to-toe, leaving poor Sherlyn Chopra with nothing but her creativity, a sheer slip and black lingerie?

2. Bollywood stars are getting so much flak for their ghastly clothes that Sherlyn Chopra decided to play it safe by not wearing any clothes at all?

3. Sherlyn Chopra was horribly jet lagged and sleep walked onto the red carpet in her nightwear, not realising what she was doing?

sherlyn-chopra-cannes-2013I would talk about how the absolutely, tackily grotesque Rajasthani necklace clashes with the absolutely, tackily grotesque jhumkis (earrings), except that it’s not even worth it to utter a syllable about this ensemble. What gets me, though, is how all the Indian media is going on about Sherlyn Chopra looking “ravishing” and “sensuous” and “stunning” in this “bold” outfit. Really? REALLY? To my admittedly style challenged eyes, this is not an outfit. She is basically just naked with a couple of strategically placed bits and bobs to stop her from being disallowed in public.

Though, in her defence, I have to say that this is probably the most covered that Sherlyn Chopra has been in a while.

What do you think of the “look”?

PS: I love how no designer/brand is taking the credit for this look!