Bipasha Basu’s fashion fiasco at IIFA 2012

There are times when I wish the sari was not so versatile. That there was one strictly prescribed way of wearing it and “creative draping” had never been discovered. Because, somehow, all of Bollywood is determined to prove that this Indian garment can go very very wrong! From the overly-covered-up Aishwarya Rai at Cannes to the fairly-uncovered Bipasha Basu at the IIFA Awards in Singapore, is there nobody who can get the blouse and drape right?

bipasha basu, iifa, 2012, sari, bollywood, india, Shivan, Narresh, nude

And it’s sad when such bad things happen to good people like Bips, who has been pretty sartorially savvy till date. Granted that if I had a super-hot body like hers, I too would have wanted to flaunt it in ultra-cool style. But the problem is that this bikini-style blouse by Shivan & Narresh really does not complement her figure at all, making it seem somehow off-kilter and (dare I say it?) tacky. Plus, the sari itself can’t seem to decide whether it wants to be formal or informal, Indian or Western, a fitted gown or beachwear, elegant or sexy… complete confusion! And it makes her look much older than her years.

bipasha basu, iifa, 2012, sari, bollywood, india, Shivan, Narresh

I much prefer Bipasha in the turquoise blue dress she wore yesterday – much prettier and fresher. Even the makeup is more gorgeous, all dusky pink cheeks and glowy limbs… this is the Bips that we know and love! Can we have her back please?

bipasha basu, iifa, 2012, sari, bollywood, india, Shivan, Narresh

What do you think? Which look do you prefer?


Cannes 2012: Aishwarya Rai disappoints again (and it’s nothing to do with the weight gain!)

Sigh! Remember how I keep telling you that Aishwarya Rai is somehow allergic to Cannes and instantly loses any sense of style the second she steps out on that hallowed red carpet? Well! My deepest fears have been reinforced for the 11th year in a row. After a moment of hope when the iconic Bollywood actress was snapped in a chic Angelo Katsapis maxi-dress during the afternoon, it’s back to square zero at the just-concluded L’Oreal Paris-amfAR (The Foundation for AIDS Research) dinner.

Aishwarya, Aishwarya Rai, anarkali, Beauty, Bollywood, Cannes, clothes, fashion, India, kurta, pregnancy, red carpet, saree, Sari, wardrobe, weight

For some strange reason, Aishwarya decided to look like a stern politician rather than the glamorous Bollywood star that she is supposed to be. And nope, it has nothing to do with the post-baby weight gain… the blame lies solely on the rigid silhouette and unflatteringly high neck of her jacket-style blouse. This, coupled with the heavy fabric and long sleeves make her seem super-severe and far, far older than her age. The look is not tacky (unlike the past), it just makes her look really dreary and is supremely B.O.R.I.N.G. Which in itself is a crime against style at a distinctly cheery place like Cannes.

Aishwarya, Aishwarya Rai, anarkali, Beauty, Bollywood, Cannes, clothes, fashion, India, kurta, pregnancy, red carpet, saree, Sari, wardrobe, weightI can understand the need to cover up Aishwarya’s post-pregnancy bulges (in fact, this jacket-blouse and sari drape actually makes her tummy look bigger) but as the afternoon’s dress showed, this could have been better achieved with a flowing gown or one of those much-anticipated anarkali kurtas.

Heck, this is one woman who has always looked gorgeous in a sari – all that she needed was a shorter blouse with cap sleeves and a boat neck or V-shaped cleavage. And a decent hairdresser – what’s with the super-tight up-do? How many times do I need to explain that you look far prettier (and younger and slimmer) with loose, flowy, touchable hair Aish? Why in the world would you do this to yourself and to us? Why, why, why, why, WHY?

Aishwarya, Aishwarya Rai, anarkali, Beauty, Bollywood, Cannes, clothes, fashion, India, kurta, pregnancy, red carpet, saree, Sari, wardrobe, weight

Better options?

Breaking News: Aishwarya Rai’s first appearance at Cannes 2012

So, now I understand what makes this woman legendary – it’s the ability to shock you out of any complacency or pre-conceived notions. Consider this:

1. Just when the fashion world had written Aishwarya Rai Bachchan off for being “nothing but a severely out-of-shape mom”, here she pops up at Cannes 2012, several kilos lighter and with a gorgeous glow that even cynics like me can’t fault.

Aishwarya, Aishwarya Rai, anarkali, Beauty, Bollywood, Cannes, clothes, fashion, India, kurta, pregnancy, red carpet, saree, Sari, wardrobe, weight

Aishwarya Rai at Cannes 2012

2. Given her post-pregnancy weight gain, every single person across the globe was dead sure she had no option but to drape herself in an all-concealing sari or voluminous anarkali kurta. Ms. Rai, on the other hand, shows up in a gorgeous Angelo Katsapis dress that drapes sinuously across her body, looking both sophisticate and on-trend.

Aishwarya, Aishwarya Rai, anarkali, Beauty, Bollywood, Cannes, clothes, fashion, India, kurta, pregnancy, red carpet, saree, Sari, wardrobe, weight

Aishwarya Rai at Cannes 2012

3. While her previous Cannes appearances have ventured deep into disaster territory on both fashion and makeup (also, remember that ghastly hair?) front, this one time when we were expecting unmitigated horror, she goes soft, flowing locks that are perfect for visually reducing the still slightly face and pretty, natural-looking makeup with just the right hint of shimmer to catch the light and make everything seem gorgeous!

Aishwarya, Aishwarya Rai, anarkali, Beauty, Bollywood, Cannes, clothes, fashion, India, kurta, pregnancy, red carpet, saree, Sari, wardrobe, weight

Aishwarya Rai at Cannes 2012

Now, I can’t wait for all those who criticised Aish on her weight loss to start speculating about extreme measures taken to lose said face. Good show, Ms. Rai Bachchan!

What will Aishwarya Rai wear at Cannes 2012?

Finally it’s D-Day. The day when Aishwarya Rai will put an end to all the speculation surrounding her wardrobe for Cannes 2012. The lady has had more than her fair share of fashion and beauty faux pas at this venue – somehow, there is just something about this film festival that seems to bring out the worst in her. And this time there is the added worry of all that excess post-pregnancy weight. So, all eyes are on Aish and it would need some serious sartorial savvy (and honestly, oodles of courage) for her to walk the red carpet despite not looking picture-perfect at the moment. And for once in my life, I love her for neither hiding away at home nor feeling the need to take drastic weight loss measures that could be plain dangerous for both mom and baby!

aishwarya, aishwarya rai, cannes, weight, fashion, beauty, clothes, wardrobe, India, bollywood, pregnancy, red carpet, kurta, anarkali, sari, saree

Aishwarya in an anarkali kurta

Insider info says that Aishwarya will be forsaking the international couture gowns in favour of traditional Indian attire this year. It’s strongly believed that she will be wearing a cream-coloured sari with antique gold chikankari (a delicate, traditional embroidery) designed by Abu Jani and Sandeep Khosla. The famed Indian designer duo has also packed her wardrobe with classic kurtas (Indian tunic tops), including several in the anarkali style, which has become something of a uniform for her post the baby.

aishwarya, aishwarya rai, cannes, weight, fashion, beauty, clothes, wardrobe, India, bollywood, pregnancy, red carpet, kurta, anarkali, sari, saree

Aishwarya rocks a sari!

These do seem to be the most reasonable choices at the moment, given that both saris and anarkali kurtas are perfect for hiding all flaws and efficiently camouflaging extra kilos on the body. And for those who believe that a sari is necessarily demure and old fashioned, let me tell you that it can be the most sexy, seductive and modern outfit possible. The secret lies in the way you drape it!

Unfortunately, though, in the past Aishwarya has been at her very worst when she has attempted traditional Indian attire at Cannes. Shocking colours that literally hurt the eyes, seriously OTT jewellery, unflattering silhouettes, ultra-heavy fabrics that would be better suited for curtains… you get the idea.

aishwarya, aishwarya rai, cannes, weight, fashion, beauty, clothes, wardrobe, India, bollywood, pregnancy, red carpet, kurta, anarkali, sari, saree

Aishwarya's past forays with Indian dresses at Cannes (now you get why I am terrified?)

Through the course of various shoots with Aishwarya, I have realised that she is one person who looks good with simple silhouettes, minimalist accessories, unfussy makeup and relaxed hairstyles. She is a natural beauty and layers of embellishments just mess up her appearance. Sigh! Let’s see what tomorrow brings. Please do delight us Aish… an entire country is collectively keeping its fingers tightly crossed!

Sabyasachi at Sotheby’s

sabyasachi, sotheby, inspired by india, exhibit, india, fashion, bridal, sari, sareeYup, I know Sabyasachi is not a beauty brand but all my powers of rational thought go straight out of the window where this terrific, fabulous, superb, magnificent, glorious (did I mention that I like him?) Indian fashion designer is concerned. I actually refused to confirm my wedding date till I found the perfect Sabyasachi sari to get married in. Seriously.

So, I am thrilled to reveal that this game changer has  been invited by Sotheby’s – the distinguished auction house – to participate in the Inspired by India exhibit, which will run from May 8-15 at their London’s Bond Street headquarters. The exhibit is curated by Janice Blackburn and designed by Tricia Guild (of the Designers Guild fame – another favourite) and will see Sabyasachi in full form with his signature aesthetics of reviving and innovating ancient crafts through bridal saris, handbags, handmade bangles, shawls and scarves.

Janice Blackburn sums it up perfectly: “He is to my mind the finest and most original of the Indian dress and accessory designers. He doesn’t look to the West for his inspiration but rather the colourful low life of India — gypsies, the desert, Bollywood. His work is very Indian but in a way that in the West we understand and appreciate and value.”

sabyasachi, sotheby, inspired by india, exhibit, india, fashion, bridal, sari, saree

For those who won’t be able to make it to London, similar products will be available at the Sabyasachi by Sabyasachi store in Mumbai. Can’t wait to get my hands on them – even if I have to get married a second time to justify the purchases!

sabyasachi, sotheby, inspired by india, exhibit, india, fashion, bridal, sari, saree

My wedding sari by Sabyasachi – the best part about getting married!