Aishwarya Rai slims down but we are STILL obsessed by her weight!

International celeb and UNAIDS goodwill ambassador Aishwarya Rai Bachchan seems to have hit her slim-down stride and has been look fit and gorgeous and glowy at recent events. And yet, we continue to have problems with her weight – this time of the ‘Oh my God! She must have gone on a starvation diet and/or killed it with the personal trainer’ kind.

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Aishwarya Rai Bachchan (left) A party photo from May 2012 (right) At the premiere of Jab Tak Hai Jaan last week

Uh, excuse me for being confused but ISN’T THIS EXACTLY WHAT THE WORLD HAS BEEN HARPING ON FOR A YEAR NOW? Pardon the all-caps but it’s just so frustrating to see this continuous outrage about Aish’s weight from people who shouldn’t even have an opinion. Because after all, whether a new mom (or any woman) chooses to be thin, fat or bald for that matter… HOW IN THE WORLD DOES IT MATTER TO ANYONE BESIDES HER AND HER FAMILY?

It is so annoying that even a non-Aishwarya-Rai-enthusiast like me is forced to spring to her defence (which is clearly an unusual stand for me to take if you have been following this blog). So, for the millionth time, let me clarify a few things:

1. Yes, Aishwarya was overweight for much of the last year. Heck! Let’s stop being diplomatic and say she was actually F.A.T. She was also a new mom, who was clearly trying to be a mom and spend time with her child instead of handing her over to nannies while she waltzed off to gym sessions.

2. Add to this the normal stresses and vagrancies of motherhood – exhaustion, fatigue, time constraints, mood swings etc etc etc – and you can imagine that bouncing back immediately is totally unrealistic.

3. According to medical science, you should not be exercising for 6-8 weeks after delivery and then not aim for more than half a kg loss per week. If a woman does not take proper rest and nutrition at this stage, she is setting herself up for lifelong back problems, chronic weakness and a myriad other diseases.

4. Now that almost a year is up since Aradhya’s birth, Aishwarya is obviously working on dropping the pounds in a healthy and rational manner. We have gradually seen her go down the size charts for the past few months, so no – I really can’t see where everyone thinks its been done overnight or through magic pills, crazy diets and unreasonable exercise schedules.

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Aishwarya Rai Bachchan in the recent Diwali campaign by Longines

5. As for the rumours about all the recently “thin” pix, I can tell you as a glossy magazine editor of 15+ years, while you can do it in photo shoots and ads (not really good but every single celeb and brand is doing it across the world), event photos normally don’t lie. Especially when they are distributed across numerous channels on which nobody has control. So, what you see is what you get.

6. Also, a quick reminder that Photoshopping works both ways. I have seen Aish many-a-times post-delivery and while she was “big”, she was never as humungous as some of the media made her appear. Horizontal photo-stretching anyone?

7. And anyway, if after years and years of maintaining a gorgeous figure – which in all probability meant rigorous portion control and daily exercise sessions – she did let herself go for a while and chilled out a bit, I would say good for her!

Uh oh, and before this leads to another round of rumours, Aishwarya Rai Bachchan is not bald. She is also not going bald. And neither is she planning on being bald. That was just a manner of speaking.

Now, if we could just keep her away from the all-fashion-sense-destroying disaster of Cannes for a couple of years, the world would be good again! Wouldn’t it?


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First look: Beti B with mom Aishwarya Rai Bachchan

Cannes 2012 might be over but it’s ghosts continue to linger. Hindustan Times apparently paid Rs. 25,000 (approximately $450) for each of these (and similar) photos of Aishwarya Rai Bachchan’s six-month-old baby, as mom and daughter touched down at the Nice Côte d’Azur airport to start the journey down the red carpet (and we all know how that went!).

While you can’t see even a tiny inch of Beti B’s face, to me the pix are worth it to see the ridiculously hilarious lengths that Aish would go to prevent a photo of her baby from emerging anywhere. Why? What’s the point? Seriously? Any guesses because I am truly befuddled by this strange aversion to the camera from people who have actually chosen to live in the public eye.

While I can understand that everyone wants privacy – even our celebs – isn’t this a tad extreme? What will happen if someone does get a glimpse of Beti B? Besides the fact that all the whipped-up curiosity will be satisfied and everyone will stop running after mom and baby and dad and granddad? Or, maybe, that is the point ;)

Cannes 2012: Aishwarya Rai… sigh!

Dear Aishwarya Rai,

Please help me here. I am truly trying to understand your “style” choices for today’s appearances at Cannes. Unlike you, I am not a legendary actress nor a global style setter and somehow have always lived with the delusion that one must try and camouflage a less-than-perfect body part by drawing attention away from it, not towards it. I have also been given to understand that ruched pleats gathered at the stomach, strong embellishments at the waist, extra fabric around the hips and super-tight armholes will always make you look fatter. And while I am more than willing to make allowances for your very normal post-baby weight gain, what I can’t understand is why would you go out of the way to look even wider with this Elie Saab gown at the Cosmopolis premiere? That’s the part I just don’t get!

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Oh! And about that Roberto Cavalli kaftan for the media call in the afternoon… call me a fashion retard but I am actually speechless. You voluntarily chose to drown yourself in miles of extra fabric on all sides???? Please tell me the lack of sleep that usually besets new moms made you forget this was a public outing and so you mistakenly wandered out in this shapeless concoction that would actually make a terrific nightdress? Or were you, by any chance, confusing this for the cloak of invisibility?

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What you did do well was the hair and makeup – for once, that was completely on track and those gorgeous two-tone eyes (charcoal black on the upper lash line and deep purple on the lower one) is a definite must-try for every fashionista. As for the hair, I like how you have left it nice and glossy and framing your face (though the tonged curls should have been a bit looser and more free flowing – these super-tight ones age you) but at least it’s on the right track. Now, can we build on this and actually do something about that wardrobe? Please? Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty please?

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Hoping to hear from you (or anyone else who understands this stuff) soon as these images have led me to question my entire career in fashion and beauty. Please help me!

Rgds,
A stricken style blogger

Cannes 2012: Aishwarya Rai disappoints again (and it’s nothing to do with the weight gain!)

Sigh! Remember how I keep telling you that Aishwarya Rai is somehow allergic to Cannes and instantly loses any sense of style the second she steps out on that hallowed red carpet? Well! My deepest fears have been reinforced for the 11th year in a row. After a moment of hope when the iconic Bollywood actress was snapped in a chic Angelo Katsapis maxi-dress during the afternoon, it’s back to square zero at the just-concluded L’Oreal Paris-amfAR (The Foundation for AIDS Research) dinner.

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For some strange reason, Aishwarya decided to look like a stern politician rather than the glamorous Bollywood star that she is supposed to be. And nope, it has nothing to do with the post-baby weight gain… the blame lies solely on the rigid silhouette and unflatteringly high neck of her jacket-style blouse. This, coupled with the heavy fabric and long sleeves make her seem super-severe and far, far older than her age. The look is not tacky (unlike the past), it just makes her look really dreary and is supremely B.O.R.I.N.G. Which in itself is a crime against style at a distinctly cheery place like Cannes.

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Heck, this is one woman who has always looked gorgeous in a sari – all that she needed was a shorter blouse with cap sleeves and a boat neck or V-shaped cleavage. And a decent hairdresser – what’s with the super-tight up-do? How many times do I need to explain that you look far prettier (and younger and slimmer) with loose, flowy, touchable hair Aish? Why in the world would you do this to yourself and to us? Why, why, why, why, WHY?

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